Edmonton Sun | 12Dec2010 | Orest Slepokura
http://www.edmontonsun.com/comment/letters/2010/12/10/16505946.html
Wikileaks scandal
A plot outline for a comic novel based on the WikiLeaks scandal: a
year-end office party finds staff members liquored up and randomly
pairing with co-workers, then hiding in broom closets and storage rooms
to conceal their trysts. A righteous employee wantonly triggers the
sprinkler system and fire alarm. His fellow employees scurry from their
niches sopping wet and in various stages of undress, royally
indignant to have been caught in this unseemly fashion. They demand the
culprit’s head be delivered to them in a paper bag.
Orest Slepokura
(So far? Basically it.)